old skool ~ Kampung to Kampung

After coming back from UK, I has move to Klang; a new place where I don’t have many friends. [Friends that living in this area can calculate by my fingers] Everything is so new to me, the area and the road to go home…… it’s a big diversity for me. I remembered when I just come back from UK, the next day I wanted to go out; I need to remember a single route in order for me to get home later. Very pai sei!
Anyway, yesterday 5/10/2005 it was my 6 months back in Malaysia. I have this mixture of feeling, in a way I am happy and glad that I am back in Malaysia; I can reunion with my family and my friends, however Malaysia is the country that I born and I will die here too! Sound like very uncle! :D Occasionally I will miss UK life a lot, life over there are less stress and relax compare to Malaysia. There are a lot of KNN reasons:
UK -Working hour is fix, what I mean was time to go at 5pm mean people will go at 5pm. If you stayed over, then it considers OT. Therefore you can see people go home at sharpx2 time!
Msia – Finish work at 5pm, no one dare to go home. Everyone is working very hard or pretending very hard? Especially boss is around! Some will wait until others who make the first move then only they follow to go home. If you work late until 10pm; also never give you OT. As if like you are necessary to work late.
UK – When you meet someone opposite sex, you can give hug hug and kiss kiss!
Msia – When you meet someone opposite sex or same, just shake your hand or no FXXX!
UK – You can start drinking in the morning, people will not look at you one kind!
Msia – Even if you start drinking at evening, people will think you’re ‘Chow Guai’!
UK – People know how to enjoy SEX pleasure till the max!
Msia – People are ‘Pai Sei’ with SEX No lah, No lah til the end!
Actually there is many more reason to state, but my main topic today was the old skool memory mah! So better write more on this topic; if not my Cikgu read my blog, sure gimme D- and ask me to re-do again. I know my grammar and structures of my essay usually 9 don’t answer 8!
Since I move to Klang, the place where I stayed now located at Kg. Jawa. Before that I was staying at Kg. Chempaka. Actually I moving from Kampung to Kampung, very sad lah. People usually move to Kampung to Bandar! That is not the most Keksim issue I encounter, the most Keksim is when you ask your friends to lepak in Klang. The response will be:
Situation 1:
Me: Come over to Klang yumcha lah…
X: Tiu Nie ah, Kam Lan Yun {F u lah, so damn far}
Me: Very near only lah, use Kesas 20 mins only
X: You pay for the toll meh?
Me: Aiya, NKVE cheaper and fast too
X: You also Ngong Dog Dog{stupid}, stay near subang go all the way there
Situation 2:
Me: Wei, let go to Klang yumcha {drink tea}or yumchow {drink alcohol}
Y: Wah, so far… want meh?
Me: Come lah, we also never go to Klang yumcha before
Y: Don’t want lah, all Klang ppl very Ah Beng and Ah Lean one lah! Now u also like one of them already lah
Me: Neh Beh, {ur ass} don’t Chin Chai kong lah {simply say}. I so IN, balu tui lai from ulu klang nia! {I just come back from}
Y: Sure boh? Also the same shit one lah…
Me: Klang got one nice Lap Sap Bar, got one Siao Ke Ai very cute one
Y: Then ah, ok lah….drink on you!
Me: “#^?!@$?&(*?$%@

I admit last time I don’t have good impression on Klang people, will think they are one kind. If there is no solid reason, I won’t travel all the way to Klang. TNS, now have to travel everyday. Now I also kena, people think that I am one kind?!?!? Have to live with it loh!
However, I already get used to living in this new house. Going home need extra travel time, my new house is not that bad although is Kampung. I can used the driving time to be alone, think or listen to radio. Sometime driving can be good fun but sometime it so Si Beh Sian {extreme bore}. Therefore, when I drive I don’t really look around to the other cars. As long my eye of sight are concentrating on the road, that it! So, many times my friends say “the other day, I saw you driving pass my car; wanted to say hi to you but you so LCLY, never see me also”. Aiya, my driving time is my relax and lonely time mah; where you think so much and so 38 go to see here and there, who is in the next car etc!!