Mr. Late4Work


What a day for me? Today I am late for work, I did set my alarm at 7.30am in the morning and I remembered I did wake up and look at my mobile; after I look at my mobile, I just turn it off and tot of zzz for another few more minutes. But who knows? By the time I wake up and looked at my clock it was 9am. Wah, 4 loh! Faster wake up and take a world fastest shower record which include brushing my teeth, putting shampoo, washing my body, comb my hair, do big and small business while I doing the shower! Less than 5 minutes I was out in the toilet drying myself, looking at the clock I know I need to take the drying time included wearing my shirt and pant etc!
Phew!!! I did it! I manage to break the record of Mr. Late4Work!
Actually while I on my way to work, my mood already start swinging here and there. I guess becoz it accumulated from a night before loh. Very keksim with some issues, I don’t think I will want to write it all down here. First of all, because of my poristic language and I think I short of time now. I slept at almost 4am last night, don’t know why I couldn’t fall asleep. Keep on looking at my ceiling and 4 square walls, my heart and my soul are 4beh tired, but my mind cells still working hard thinking of something!!!! :C
Anyhow, by the time I reach office… you will automatically feel paisei because you are late and some more all your colleagues are sitting at their seat; using ‘one kind’ of sight looking at you as if like you are Guilty, must sentence to jail or 18 Dai Pan! I also act blur and smile like 4million mouth ‘si man kam geh hao’!
Anyway, never kena from boss lah. But may be later when month end, salary will cut a bit loh! I think my company wouldn’t be so cruel one, late 1 hour and want to cut my salary. It 7 pm now, and I should off from my office but I still lepak at office writing my blog, just to pretend that I so hard working stay back so late to replace the time for coming late.

Comments

J @ ~ ! < € said…
Wow... how do you make big & small biz while showering??? It's like dirtied... cleaned... then dirtied and cleaned again... hmmm....
Hou gou jiu wor... haha... :D
Samlulu said…
Cheeky arh Cheeky...if next time u r over sleep again, just call ur boss or anyone in the office give them any silly reasons such as my car hv problem, stuck in the traffic, my gal plays character last nite or etc. But the rule is u cannot tell them u r over sleep. Then u will feel better when u step in to the office.
Money=Me said…
hahha

I agree with samlulu! Cheeky tak pandai cover!!! Maybe he's not been a real salesman before..
Not so cheeky after all!!! hhahahha
Por Por Channel said…
first of all, i think acting blur is not that effecient after all! i guess samlulu is a brilliant sale person, can award her a cobra queen sale gal! hehe!

besides, if i know all the tactics to curi chichken, guess i should write this blog to ask ppl for some ideas! :D
next time i will be pandai one lah!
Kiasu say 'Think Smart, Act Blur'
Samlulu said…
No ler..nowadays i am no longer a sales person..i sitting in the office from 9 to 6. mmpp..to be exact it is 9:30 to 6:20pm.

But now i am learning how to be a cobra in the office

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